Well dag’um

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That was perdy cute, Sarah. The way you was droppin yer g’s ‘n’ gettin all folksy ‘n’ all. It just warmed the cockles of my cockles.

Now I get it. Logically it is sound strategy to do what has worked in the past. And dumbing down the White House has clearly resulted in a couple of Republican victories. But a couple of thoughts you may consider are that first of all, we’re at a time and in a situation where most Americans are going “Oh shit. Right now we need the smartest individuals among us to get together and fix this mess.” And secondly, just that — well, when it comes to the task of dumbing down the White House, you and John have a pretty tough act to follow.
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A beer with The President…

You remember that?
Remember… during the 2000 Presidential campaign? There were galloping herds of imbeciles coming out of the woodwork – testifying that their decision to vote for Bush was based on this idea of having a beer with him.

Now I’m not even going to get into what an ignorant hillbilly method of choosing a president that is. In fact let’s assume that it’s okay. Alright now, let’s follow up with those folks and ask them how they enjoyed that beer with the President. Oh, what happened? You voted for a guy who ran two corporations into the ground during his tenure in the private sector and then he ran our county into the ground – and what, he never showed up at your neighborhood bar to have that beer with you? Wow man, that’s a bummer. I wonder what happened.

Well its eight years later and many of those same discriminating voters are likely to be setting an equally dumbed down bar of scrutiny to this election. So if any of you can hear me I’m going to try to help you out. Now pay close attention…

Even if you were allowed to vote as many times as you wanted to, and you cast a thousand votes for the Republican ticket, you still would not get to fuck Sarah Palin.

Really. I'm sorry, but this is the truth. You really don't get to fuck her.