So here’s the thing… I’m in favor of the objectives of democrats in office, but I’m perpetually disappointed with their ineffective methods. I think that Bill Maher put it best when he said: “One party’s got no balls and the other party’s got no brains”. And yes, while it is interesting to observe what soulless, greedy corporate criminals wealthy republican are; and to laugh about what brainless, inbred, toothless hicks poor republicans are; and to ponder the telling implications of the extinction of the middle class, that’s not what I want to focus on right now. Yes, the republican as a species is the missing link, on the evolutionary scale, between ape and early man. But rather than further illustrating obvious attributes of republican brainlessness, I want to talk about the democrats’ lack of balls.
If every democrat in office had to line up, drop their pants and show us their balls, the whole lot of them would not be able to find two nuts to rub together. Under any circumstances, regardless of any size of majority they’ve held, the democrats always let the republicans bulldoze right over them. Even if there was only one republican in the House and only one republican in the Senate, all the democrats in office would line up and grab their ankles; eagerly awaiting the republican shaft. So, no matter what, the republicans are always in total control of the government.
Always! …No matter what, the republicans are always in total control of the government. The only thing that having any democrats in office accomplishes is that it provides the GOP with someone to blame for all the horrible results of republican policy.
So here’s what needs to happen. Get every single democrat out of office. All of them. Every single one. And keep them all out for two solid presidential terms. It’s got to be two because during the first term with no democrats, the republicans will still find a way to blame everything on democrats. After all, blaming democrats is what they do best, and even a total absence of democrats can't stop them from doing it.
But by the end of that second term, if the republicans haven’t sent the whole world back to the stone age, enough people will have seen the light to put a real progressive party in power. A new progressive party. A progressive party with enough balls to know that when the American voters hand you the ball, you need to fucking run with it!
