Friday, September 18, 2009

Are you completely fucking stupid?

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If you answer yes to any of these questions, you are at best, believing some misinformation.

If you answer yes to at least (2) of these questions, you may suffer from a chronic willingness to accept urban legend as fact, for the purpose of adding comfort or support to your related political preconceptions.

If you answer yes to (3) or more of these questions, it is likely that you are completely fucking stupid.

1. Do you believe that Al Gore ever actually claimed to have invented the internet?

2. Do you believe that most of the televised comments made by politicians are based in fact and presented in non-deceptive context?

3. Do you believe that at least 25% of the comments made by talk radio hosts are based in fact and presented in non-deceptive context?

4. Do you believe that any Democratic healthcare proposal includes anything about “Death Panels”?

5. Do you believe that the President’s birth certificate is a fake?


Thank you for participating in this survey. You have done your Country a great service.
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